Tuesday, May 30, 2017

RockOtaku Reviews: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017)

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Today, I review a movie that I’ve recently seen that both fits my interests alongside my standards of high-octane, high-caliber blockbusters: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales.

If you’re not sure what this is, here’s a brief history.  In 1967, the ride Pirates of the Caribbean, one of if not the final ride observed from start to finish by Walt Disney in its development, opened in Disneyland, becoming one of the most acclaimed attractions in the park with its theming, atmosphere, charm, and state of the art Audio-Animatronics.  It later got versions in Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom Park, Tokyo Disneyland, and Disneyland Paris.  The ride would continue the interest of piracy and its legends to the current day, leading to everything from The Secret of Monkey Island to the manga One Piece.  Then in 2003, a film adaptation from Walt Disney Pictures, known as Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, with Jerry Bruckheimer (Top Gun, The Rock, Armageddon) as producer, Gore Verbinski (The Ring) as director, and starring Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, and Orlando Bloom, was relased, becoming a massive hit for the company, making Depp, a character actor known for his work with Tim Burton and Terry Gilliam beforehand, a superstar and pushing boundaries for the family entertainment-based company with its focus on swashbuckling action and adventure in a PG-13 format (yes, this movie was Disney’s first film with that rating not released under the Touchstone label), leading to later films and releases such as the Marvel Cinematic Universe under their distribution as well as the current crop of Star Wars films (all the current ones released under the Disney brand were rated PG-13).  Obviously, it got sequels, with Dead Man’s Chest, At World’s End, and On Stranger Tides being released in 2006, 2007, and 2011 respectively, the first two helmed by Verbinski.  And while the series is successful, each one is notorious for getting worse word from critics and general audiences not caring as much successively, and now we’re at the fifth film, which has two new directors, Espen Sandberg and Joachim Ronning of Kon Tiki and Bandidas fame, at the helm with Disney hoping to continue the franchise while also breaking its curse of lesser returns and acclaim than the last film while also making it more like the first in execution.  Did they succeed?

First, the plot.  The film follows the adventures of notorious pirate Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) as he’s put in a scenario where he has to find the legendary Trident of Poseidon to prevent the evil Captain Salazar (Javier Bardem), who escaped the Devil’s Triangle, from eradicating piracy from the Caribbean with said item.  Along the way is Henry (Brenton Thwaites), a sailor familiar with the myths and who has some history through his family with Sparrow as well as Carina Smyth (Kaya Scodelario), a female astronomer who knows how to get to the Trident.  Along the way are several friends of Jack, including Gibbs (Kevin McNally) alongside the British Navy being a pain in the Captain’s nautical arse as per usual and Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush), who loses his power on the high seas to Salazar.  Ensuing is multiple swashbuckling battles, sword fights, ship battles, and bizarre mythology, as per usual in the franchise.

Is it any good?  That’s the million dollar question.  And my answer is… uh, I feel two ways about this.  While a good chunk of the film is pretty standard for the series, with only one or two, possibly three or four, moments that are truly memorable.  And yes, Henry is Will Turner’s and Elizabeth Swan’s son, so his motives involve trying to rescue his father from his curse, bounding him to the Flying Dutchman since the third film.  And that’s where the film arguably stumbles.  While I can say, because I’ve seen all 4, now 5, that I can follow the plot a little and understand each detail, I can’t say that about everyone else, considering that the filmmakers are trying to go back to basics here.  What I mean is that, like with COTBP, the film’s primary antagonists are a bunch of ghostly cursed sailors (gee, where have I seen that before), you have the British Navy as co-antagonists, the focal point of the main plot is a Turner with Jack Sparrow as the wild card comic relief (while he plays a major role in the overall plot, driving the bad and good guys mainly), there’s a headstrong female co-lead (who I’ll get to), and some of the moments feel like they came straight out of the first film, including an execution scene that may include a fun little moment but, due to its placement in the story, doesn’t have any stakes.  But if I have to give the filmmakers credit, they finally have a scene with sharks trying to kill our heroes, which is something that I didn’t realize I needed (even if the closest thing to it earlier were mermaids and, wait for it, a cursed pirate crew). 

Character-wise, the performances are pretty interesting, but with a few weak points.  First is Brenton Thwaites, who’s definitely the hero and takes from Orlando Bloom in the swashbuckling hero department, and manages to have a few decent moments, even if he ends up being less important later on.  However, I have to say it, while Johnny Depp is great as Sparrow, and will definitely be remembered for it, even he’s getting a little tired in the role and showing signs that the freshness of the character that made him so loveable is starting to weaken, and it’s causing me to not care as much whether he makes it, even when he manages to bring a few funny and charming moments in the film.  Also, we get to see a younger Sparrow, created through de-aging effects like what’s been seen in other tentpole films by Disney (they seem to really care about continuity and iconography lately), in a scene where he’s arguably more interesting and engaging than in the present, since it’s the moment where we are revealed the villain’s motives and reasons for his curse.  Speaking of, while Javier Bardem can be a great villain actor (with No Country for Old Men and Skyfall showing this perfectly), the character of Salazar, probably due to the writing, the characterization, or how similar his role is to COTBP skeleton Barbossa, is not as menacing, terrifying, or memorable as previous villains.  I mean, while his appearance is cool, and it really captures just how screwed up he and his crew has gotten thanks to the Devil’s Triangle, it’s not as scary as a skeleton Geoffrey Rush, a half-squid Bill Nighy, or even Ian McShane hamming it up as Blackbeard.  And while his ship does have some cool aspects, such as the ability to destroy ships by simply sailing over them, and then there’s the otherworldly aspects of his crew, he’s not as threatening or as dangerous as the previous antagonists.  Seriously, I’d like to see a Pirates film where the British Navy are the true antagonists for a film (At World’s End barely counts), and the character is played by a modern British actor with some true menace.

But not every character is a disaster, as Barbossa is pretty entertaining as usual, and is arguably one of the better characters here.  Also in that running is Kaya Scodelario’s Carina Smyth, a brilliant astronomer and horologist who’s trying to complete a puzzle set by her father in a diary containing clues that’ll get the characters to the trident.  And she’s memorable because she’s a woman of reason and the smartest character in the movie, which leads to a dumb running gag of the rest of the characters calling her a witch due to her intelligence, since woman aren’t expected to be smart (ah, 18th-century sexism, how do I not miss you).  Seriously, that gag, which only has plot relevance for the aforementioned execution scene, is so half-assed that I think that the filmmakers wanted to give us a reason to root for her but couldn’t think of something as clever as her.  But what she does bring is a sense of logic and reason, and being able to find some of that in the mythology of the Pirates franchise.  No seriously, she’s ultimately the most important character in the movie, as she’s the one that solves all the plot-relevant stuff going on.  But there’s also a twist with her backstory that weaves into one of the more notable characters in the film, but I’m not going to completely spoil it, despite the fact that I can admit that it leads to her having some dumb moments before she figures out what the audience did beforehand.  And finally, she does have some funny lines addressing the outlandishness of the moments she’s in, despite some of the weirder aspects of the series causing her to act out of character.

But while the characters are important and all, what about the action, which is why I’m sure you’re going to check this out.  First off, the shark scene is arguably one of the better moments in the film.  Second, the execution scene does have a funny moment that involves a certain execution device developed in the movie’s time period and a few close-calls due to its notoriety.  Third, there’s a few moments where Salazar’s ship does some weird things that are cool but not as memorable.  Rather than that (as well as a moment that comes right out of Fast Five), it feels like the movie is built around a greatest hits montage of the best action scenes and beats from the previous films, from the sword and ship battles to a moment where it involves the ocean doing some weird stuff.  It’s not as memorable as when it was done the first time, but if you’re looking to turn your brain off and enjoy the explosions and pirate action, then it’s fine.  But it’s still done with a lot of skill and practicality (unless CGI is involved, which there is a lot of it that looks outright fake), and the set design, the cinematography, the sound design, and the choreography is clear, easy to follow, and professional.  Also, the score is the same as you’d expect, with a lot of brass, electric guitar-esque strings, and pounding drums for the action and softer sounds for the quieter moments as well as all the musical cues you’d expect in a Pirates movie.

And for the plot, the biggest issue with is that, despite its attempted simplicity, there’s still a lot going on here.  The weird part is that it’s simple in concept, but there’s so much going on, with all the side plots, side motives, multiple character point of views, and the double-crossing as per usual muddling the story and making the movie feel a lot longer than it really is.  I mean, this is around 2 hours (maybe 2 hours and 15 minutes), and it feels like 2 and a half hours with the amount of filler in the movie, including several gratuitous moments for the sake of humor, action, story, or trying to get a cameo in (Spoiler: there’s a Beatle in the cast, and it’s during a moment that’s there for fan service).  As a result, this, while not as exhausting as At World’s End, is pretty exhausting and it’s ultimately hard to remember it all.  Speaking of which, I’m sure that my immediate family is still wanting to see Transformers: The Last Knight when even the signs that it’s going to be a mess are present.

In short, while this isn’t as bad as On Stranger Tides or At World’s End, nor is it as convoluted, it’s still a convoluted film with attempts at entertaining the crowd and pleasing Jack Sparrow fans.  While that is fine for this movie, this is not one that’s going to survive a drunken bender of rum after seeing it due to how stale it feels.  But the worst aspect is that it proves that Disney would rather have arguably one of its most important franchises jogging in motion rather than progressing into more interesting directions (like Marvel, Star Wars, or even the DCEU) to appease a very easy market to make movies for (and no, leaning Japanese won’t allow me to ask China and Russia for why they keep demanding these movies to be homogenous).  But to be honest, I did like it a bit, and there are some moments where I laughed and was on the edge of my seat, so this may lead to a much higher score than you’d expect.  But if you’re looking for quality, stick with Curse of the Black Pearl or wait until Wonder Woman, which is looking to be the smash of the summer.

Final Rating: 6/10 (Yar har, fiddle dee dee, this pirate movie is okay to me)

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Monday, May 29, 2017

The Rock Otaku’s Rockin’ Billboard Chart Watch: June 3, 2017

Hello degenerates, heathens, weirdos, and deviants.  I am the Rock Otaku, and I’m here to show you worlds such as hard rock, metal, punk, alternative rock, movies, TV, anime, video games, and anything that makes us scream, shout, and let it all out.

Welcome to my Rockin’ Billboard Chart Watch.  Here, I take a break from reviewing classic heavy metal albums, movies, TV, anime, games, and so on to review what is popular in the rock scene according to Billboard.  Back in the late 19th century, the magazine started as a news source for the entertainment industry back in the day (thus, circuses, fairs, and burlesque shows were covered), then, when music became a big business, it started covering music.  Then they started having an album chart, then a singles chart, in the mid-20th century, both of which are still going on to this very day, with changes to accommodate the changes in the landscape of music distribution.  But for the rock stuff, the first chart, which would be known today as the Mainstream Rock chart, debuted on March 21, 1981, with the Alternative Songs chart following suit in 1988, the Adult Alternative chart premiering some time in 2008, then the all-encompassing Hot Rock Songs chart came to fruition in 2009.  Here, I review them all, in order of either mainstream importance, date of creation, or which songs have the most material I can cover each week.

While I may not completely discuss all 4 of those, I will provide my thoughts on this week’s charts.  I’ll provide some of my smooth commentary on the new tracks that came out for each chart.  For the older ones, there are two methods I’m planning: the first is to edit this entry depending on views while also creating entries based on charts made earlier in the year based (again) on views.  So for today, I’ll provide my two cents for the songs that came out for Billboard’s June 3, 2017 versions of the Hot Rock Songs, Alternative Songs, and Mainstream Rock songs in that order.  As for Adult Alternative, that would be more of a special moment if there’s a song everybody reading these things wants me to praise or tear into.

Like with the last few, I’ll review the top 10 songs in order from highest charting to lowest with a short review that’ll provide my thoughts on it as of this week.  That and I’ll discuss songs that Billboard considers having merit, like best increases in position, sales, streaming, and airplay.  But with all of these songs having already been reviewed, and my focus on how many views I’ll need to re-review each reviewed track (which is 100 times the ranking the song is in), that isn’t as likely as of now.  That and the new songs will be reviewed as well, and they’ll definitely be reviewed.  Unless I reviewed it in a previous entry, initially or updated due to it meeting my viewership goals. 

But before we talk about this, let’s get this out of the way.  On May 17, 2017, we lost Soundgarden, Audioslave, and Temple of the Dog frontman Chris Cornell at the age of 52.  The reason for this untimely demise would be determined as suicide by hanging, and other details would reveal his use of Ativan pills and how they affected his thought process.  But beyond the details, this is truly a major loss in the rock scene, as Cornell had one of the most distinctive singing styles across multiple genres from grunge to heavy metal and from alternative rock to hard rock, with a strong sense of range and feel to his voice.  That and he was one of the most respected singers in rock music, with strong connections and views on the world, even with a varied solo career.  We may have many rock singers who will rise after him, but there’ll never be another Chris Cornell.  Rest in Peace, dude.
Chris Cornell (1964-2017)
Oh, and something about Linkin Park and Paramore releasing new albums last week.  I’ll get to the former in my Let Them Eat Metal series, but the latter does have several tunes on the main chart.  Anyway, let’s begin.

Now for the Hot Rock Songs, in order of highest position to lowest, with reviews for new tracks:

1.         Believer – Imagine Dragons*


2.         Heavy – Linkin Park Featuring Kiiara


3.         Heathens – twenty one pilots


4.         Human – Rag'n'Bone Man


5.         Whatever It Takes – Imagine Dragons*


6.         Thunder – Imagine Dragons


7.         Black Hole Sun – Soundgarden*
With the death of Chris Cornell, it makes sense to look into his music with Soundgarden and others to understand most of his musical thought processes.  In this case, I’m not sure with the video, even if the song has a Beatles-on-90s drugs vibe to it.  The slow beat, the soft and moody verses where the guitars are played with an echo effect, and then there’s the extra intensity with the chorus.  There, the vocals go from basic dark to moody and even belting, leading to a mad guitar solo from Kim Thayil, showcasing his talents and added weirdness.  Plus you have the bass and drums from Ben Sheppard and Matt Cameron adding to the dark vibes of the song.  As for the lyrics, I’m sure this is more about emotions rather than tangibility, as the idea of a black hole for a sun would be disastrous for humanity and the earth in general, as seen in the video.  If there’s a flaw, it’s the vagueness, the moodiness, and the dark melodies being a hard sell for most mainstream audiences, even though the 90s weren’t a time for tangibility.  But that’s what made the 90s memorable, and ultimately this a modern classic.  Definitely amazing.

8.         The Night We Met – Lord Huron


9.         Hard Times – Paramore


10.       Like A Stone – Audioslave*
But Chris Cornell isn’t just known for Soundgarden.  Sometime in the late 90s after the grunge icons’ breakup, Chris Cornell united with various members of Rage Against The Machine, including guitar wizard Tom Morello, into starting an alternative rock supergroup.  While not as heavy as the two bands that this group spun off from, Audioslave manage to be as interesting and impactful on the scene, being among the best supergroups of all time.  And this moody ballad showcases Cornell’s vocal skills as well as Morello’s ability to go from melodic lines to punchy chords, then play one of his mind-bending and sound-bending solos, imitating a DJ while having a noticeable tone on the guitar.  That and the bass and drums are also strong, adding to a great beat.  In short, this song is a good alternative rock tune, even if the biggest flaw is my inability to get a good grasp on what the song is about.  Even then, I do get the sense that it’s about being in some sort of emotional funk.  Even then, this song is pretty good, and it’s definitely recommended.

11.       Wish I Knew You – The Revivalists


12.       Feel It Still – Portugal. The Man


13.       The Chain – Fleetwood Mac


14.       Mr. Blue Sky – Electric Light Orchestra


15.       Want You Back – HAIM


16.       Fell On Black Days – Soundgarden*
Like with the last Soundgarden track, this is more aobut attitude, emotion, and moodiness in the lyrics than it is about tangibility.  But even then, the title’s sentiment is a lot easier to digest.  As for the song, it’s more on the softer side, even when it has some serious bite to it.  That opening guitar riff is something that can only come from harder, angrier rock than from a Top 40 playlist.  And the vocal performance is equally dark, with a moody vibe and some serious emotion, especially when Chris sings “I wanna know if this could be my fate.”  Plus you have some great bass and drum work from Ben and Matt.  And the solos from Kim are a great mix of the band’s heavy base and the strong psychedelic influence on this track as well as the rest of Superunknown in general.  And the lyrics are strong, having a strong base in negative emotion nearly leading to self-destruction, and wondering if the darker things that have happened are due to some pre-determined fate.  Something that makes sense if you came from or lived in a crappy town like Seattle.  Seriously, it’s dark and cold there, and I don’t see a lot of ultra-happy glam metal bands coming from there.  Bands with an influence from it, but not straight glam.  And Soundgarden is an example of why.

17.       Good News – Ocean Park Standoff


18.       Hunger Strike – Temple Of The Dog*
But Audioslave isn’t the only known supergroup Chris Cornell in.  Alongside several members of Pearl Jam, with those guys originally from Mother Love Bone (Jeff Ament and Stone Gossard, specifically), we got this grunge tribute to the closest thing to a glam rock star from Seattle, Andrew Wood.  But their biggest hit was a song about going hungry in reaction to the rich and their actions.  Yeah, it’s one of those weird songs with weird lyrics that you have to dig deep into.  However, the mix of singing of Eddie Vedder (despite his overrated tones) and Chris Cornell is what makes this song work, and the guitars from Mike McCready and Stone Gossard are also done well, with chords, arpeggios, and several licks, plus you have Jeff Ament’s bass and Matt Cameron’s drums keeping things in check.  If there’s a flaw with this track, it’s that, with the benefit of what would happen after this song hit, it sounds generic, basic, and like the kind of rock out-of-touch dads would preach as the Gospel.  Not to say it’s really bad, but that it’s not the kind of rock that’d inspire the next Metallica, Nirvana, Van Halen, Jimi Hendrix, KISS, or even Linkin Park.  It’s a good song for what it’s worth.

19.       Spoonman – Soundgarden*
“Speak the rhythm with your hands! (Steal the rhythm while you can) SPOONMAN!”

Easily the heaviest single released from Superunknown, this hard rocker manages to still have the bizarre look on reality and society that Soundgarden specialized in.  Here, this is a tribute to, of all people, a musician who’s main instrument is spoons.  Spoons!
Seriously, I wouldn’t be surprised if the band became fans of The Tick if they knew the connections with this song and that character.  As for the song itself in the music department, do I need to say anything else?  The guitars are heavy, thick and aggressive, so is the bass, the drums are some of the best from that album, and Chris Cornell’s vocal performance is a rock star performance, with throat-shredding vocals and powerful melodies, with a lot of belting.  The solo here is some of Kim’s best work.  And you also get some of the work of the titular spoon performer’s musical abilities, adding to the song rather than being part of some elaborate punchline.  In short, this is a bonafide grunge classic, and a reason that alternative metal exists.

20.       Told You So – Paramore


21.       Show Me How To Live – Audioslave*
Yes, there are differences between this and “Cochise,” but it’s weird just how similar those two songs sound.  Or is that just me?  But after listening to that track, I can mention the differences, even if this didn’t get as much radio play as this one.  But then, this song is a great hard rock tune from a band that’s known for brainy hard rock.  And with those opening guitars lines from Tom Morello paired with a thick bass and pounding drum line, we get a cool-sounding tune that makes you feel like a badass when you do things to it.  Especially when you get to Chris Cornell’s vocal performance, with a sense of range and a lot of belting.  And we also get some lyrics dealing with, what I think, having no sense of living and needing a reason to.  After getting a life from someone he knows.  But who cares, this is a song with Morello on guitar, and the solo is as distinctly Morello as you can get, even when it’s more simple and straightforward, along with the riffs.  Is it a brainy tune?  I’m not sure, but I know that this is a badass tune, and one of the best straightforward rock songs from the 2000s (man, that decade sucked for rock music).

Oh, is it me, or does the drummer look like the Winter Soldier?

22.       With Or Without You – Hunter Plake*
Is it me, or are we getting a few songs that came from The Voice.  And they are the ones that are essentially studio and suit-friendly covers of much rawer stuff.  But in this case, it’s not too bad, as it’s a cover of U2’s “With Or Without You,” with the singer, Hunter Plake, being close in tone to the legendary but overrated Bono.  And even the, there are a few moments from his performance that feel a little too off and/or missing in tone.  What I mean is that he’s not exactly Bono, and the song is performed by the backing band competently.  As if they’re just playing a faithful cover of the original song.  Beyond that, it’s just a basic cover of a U2 song that’s been given a glossy makeover for our votes.  It’s alright, I guess?

23.       I Was Wrong – Jesse Larson*
You know, if this was going to be a cover of the Social Distortion song of the same name, I’d have my hopes up.  However, this is a cover of the song by Chris Stapleton, and based on this basic, corporate version featuring a decent singer in Jesse Larson, I might like the original.  With its bluesy approach and chill vibe, this could easily be a song I could just kick back and relax to, even with the guitar solo that’s performed in this track which is a lot more technical than I would have liked (even if it’s appreciated).  But beyond that, I should probably give the original a shot to see if there was a reason to cover this, or if Jesse Larson was following trends.
Okay, so the version from The Voice might be decent, but the original by Chris Stapleton might have to be the better version.  The production is fantastic, being raw and unfiltered to match with the ruggedness in Chris Stapleton’s voice, and while the lyrics really don’t have a clear narrative like basic country music, it’s still better songwriting than most country out there, fitting the bluesy vibe of this track.  And the solo is actually pretty good, fitting the low-key feel of this track.  And his voice.  His voice.  If this is my true introduction to Chris Stapleton, then this might be the saving grace country music seriously needs.  Enough with Sam Hunt; give this guy the record for best-selling country single of all time.

24.       Lust For Life – Lana Del Rey Featuring The Weeknd


25.       I Am The Highway – Audioslave*
So to end our run of nostalgia for the career of Chris Cornell, we end with the track that probably sums up his life.  With this low-key song, we get a clean guitar performance that, alongside some decent bass and drums, adds to Chris’ soulful performance in making this song deal with the sense that he’s not someone’s puppet; he’s the highway.  And yes, this is the kind of song that, due to its lyrics, ends up being riffed by guys like Todd in the Shadows for its weird reference points.  But here, let me say that this song is a great rock tune with strong country influences throughout, from the lyrics to the tone of it all.  And the guitars are done well here, with great use of acoustics and electric guitars, and with all of this adding to a great guitar solo by Tom Morello, showing that he’s able to do more soulful soloing than his more traditional experimental gimmick, giving him more range than shown in RATM.  And Cornell is at arguably his best with his crooning and belting, showing everyone in the rock scene how it’s done.  And now he takes the highway to Rock ‘N’ Roll Valhalla, and he will be missed in Midgard.

26.       Help – Papa Roach


27.       Rose-Colored Boy – Paramore*
From the 90s to a former emo act channeling the 80s, we get to one of 5 tunes by Paramore premiering on this chart.  And this song has me in conflict. 
I am a sucker for 80s-style pop and rock, which is probably one major reason why chiptune and hair metal (or any combination of the two) will catch my attention if you use them.  And Paramore does a good job with a more retro, new wave-inspired style.  The guitars are great, the bass is catchy, the drums are fun, and Hayley Williams continues to show why she’s such a talent in the overall music industry.  And the lyrical focus is great as well, matching with that vibe.
The band is known for tunes like “Crushcrushcrush” and “Misery Business,” and this is in direct contrast with that style.  It’s as if Paramore is trying to say that we should forget about their first three albums, as this is the band now.  But it’s hard to bash that when they do a better job at making sugary pop than a certain other band.  When I get to then, I’ll explain my position.

28.       Young And Menace – Fall Out Boy


29.       Saturnz Barz – Gorillaz Featuring Popcaan


30.       High – Sir Sly


31.       Love Is Mystical – Cold War Kids


32.       Invisible – Linkin Park*
So Linkin Park has been going around lately and telling us to stop demanding them to make another Hybrid Theory.  And they’ve been getting crap about it since they did that.  Yet there is a reason they should be listening to their long-time fans.  It’s not that their new stuff isn’t like that classic album.  It’s that their new stuff is crap.  And the pop/EDM influences are the start, with the guitars, bass, and drums, aka the stuff that makes them a rock band, is put into the backmix with the mainstream effects pushed into the foreground.  And to add to that, the vocals are put into a bunch of bad effects, making them sound robotic and less authentic.  But there’s good electronica and EDM out there, so why is Linkin Park making bad music?  Because this is BORING!  It’s white noise.  Even with some of the guitars in the background barely getting some skill and a very fake drum machine, this song could have worked and showed that this direction was worth it if it had any punch or emotion.  This isn’t experimentation or pushing your sound into new directions.  This is selling out.  And the worst part, because of how bored even Chester sounds, it makes the fact that this is a sellout move is made worse.  This is about as bland and inoffensive as most modern pop.  Jeez, no wonder why Todd is suddenly depressed.

33.       Fake Happy – Paramore
And where Linkin Park’s idea of changing sounds is abandoning their old sound and trying to act more mainstream, Paramore’s idea of changing sounds reflects their maturity as well as maintaining a sense of fun.  Even with the opening lines containing a sense of melancholy and wistfulness, the song then punches into gear and has a sense of irony, being very happy and poppy but being about being in a state of despair but not showing it.  And to add to that is Hayley’s vocal performance, showing a sense of sadness within her voice while singing in a slightly upbeat key, the guitars are rightfully happy and jangly with great lines throughout, the bass is thick and chunky, the drums are pretty good and catchy, and the use of synths is welcome, giving this an 80s new wave feel.  In short, I don’t have to go any further, but I can mention that the opening can be a little off for some people, but when the song goes into good vibes disguising the darkness, it jumps up, leading to a good song, especially compared to what Linkin Park is doing.

34.       Cold Cold Cold – Cage The Elephant


35.       Forgiveness – Paramore*
Continuing with the Hayley Williams Band’s dominance of the rock charts, we get to a song about the sense that she won’t give this guy some respect after he hurt her.  But even then, this song is a deceptively happy song, in the vein of Tears For Fears, dealing with such dark concepts here.  Adding to the comparison are the guitars having a jangly vibe similar to their hit “Everybody Wants to Rule the World.”  Then there’s also the bass and drum performance being similar to the aforementioned song alongside the use of keys.  And of course here’s Hayley Williams, whose performance here evokes the classic new wave vocals of the 80s.  In short, this is a great trip to the 80s in tone, even if the concept is pretty dark.

36.       In The Blood – John Mayer


37.       Don't Take The Money – Bleachers


38.       Let You Down – Seether


39.       Blame – Bastille


40.       Middle Fingers – MISSIO


41.       Andromeda – Gorillaz Featuring D.R.A.M.


42.       Angela – The Lumineers


43.       The System Only Dreams In Total Darkness – The National*
But if there’s a core style in rock music now that I’d rather not focus on as much, even when it’s merely good, it’s the massive amount of indie pop.  And this track adds to that style with it’s low-key drum, bass, and guitar performance, with the latter being the more interesting style here.  The vocals are low and loaded with vibes that come from an awkward baritone, and the lyrics are pretty pretentious, with its thematic style.  But if there’s a saving grace to this track, it’s the inclusion of a decent and very melodic guitar solo that gets the melodic identity of this song extremely well, even better than the singing.  And the beat is pretty bouncy.  While I don’t hate this kind of song, it’s definitely something that I’ll need more time to digest.

44.       Right Now – HAIM*
First, they take a song title from Cher Lloyd and make a better song out of it.  Now they take a Van Hagar song title and somehow fall short of that rock classic.  What I mean is that this song, on its own, is a decent indie pop tune with a lot of soul, a decent melody line, and some feelings in the lyrics.  And the bursts of guitar add some fire to the track.  But in comparison to the Van Hagar tune, it’s rather tame, and that was a song of revolution and getting off your ass to go out and fight.  Here, this is about relationship woes.  And I’m sure that it’s not going to have the impact that the other song had.  Such a shame, that tune is a rock classic, and this could have been a contender.  Even with the bursts of sound, this is tamer.  Nothing else to say but meh.

45.       Feels Like Summer – Weezer


46.       Love – Lana Del Rey


47.       26 – Paramore*
Whereas Taylor Swift wrote a song about how being 22 is awesome, it’s as if Paramore wrote a song about how much it sucks to be 26.  And it confirms to me that Paramore’s move into pop is not as bad as one may think.  But here’s where this song could have failed: the instrumentation.  Not to trash it, but it’s going for an acoustic performance that incorporates some electric guitar after the first chorus alongside some orchestral strings, with some bass and drums in the mix.  And the focus is on Hayley’s emotional vocal performance, and that’s where this song may be able to get some tears streaming down.  And there’s a sense of melancholy that’s more pronounced this time, making this a much sadder song than the other tunes here.  In short, this is a nice song, but not the best of the band on this album, or their careers.

48.       Reverend – Kings of Leon


49.       Sweet Disaster – DREAMERS


50.       Pool – Paramore*
With the use of what sounds like a xylophone and weird tubes at the beginning, the song kicks into gear when the rest of the band jumps in, with the guitars being a driver here, some kickass basslines, a funky drum performance, and so on.  Then you get to the vocal performance from Hayley, where she sings about being in an environment where she’s on the verge of falling (or drowning) emotionally, and using a pool as the comparison point.  And to add to that, the performance by all members is very emotionally charged, with several moments of great melodic lines and intensity.  Alongside that, the use of the xylophone and tubes, with the synthesizers, is great, adding to the atmosphere.  If there’s a song I’d compare this to, it the band’s “Ain’t It Fun” that I’d do so with, due to the song’s vibe and energy.  In short, this song is pretty good, and a good song to have here.

And for this week thanks to deaths and new albums, here are the dropouts from then:

Sucker For Pain – Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa & Imagine Dragons With Logic & Ty Dolla $ign Feat. X Ambassadors

Fox On The Run – Sweet


My Sweet Lord – George Harrison


Come A Little Bit Closer – Jay & The Americans


Father & Son – Cat Stevens


call the police – LCD Soundsystem


Ascension – Gorillaz Featuring Vince Staples


Monster – Starset


Let Me Out – Gorillaz Featuring Mavis Staples & Pusha T


In Cold Blood – alt-J


American dream – LCD Soundsystem


Homecoming – Josh Ritter


Judas – Fozzy


Black Rose – Volbeat


Hard Love – NEEDTOBREATHE


The Violence – Rise Against


J-Boy – Phoenix


Despite previous showcases of my taste in punk and metal, here’s the Alternative Songs:

1.         Believer – Imagine Dragons


2.         Wish I Knew You – The Revivalists


3.         Love Is Mystical – Cold War Kids


4.         Blame – Bastille


5.         Feel It Still – Portugal. The Man


6.         Cold Cold Cold – Cage The Elephant


7.         High – Sir Sly


8.         Human – Rag'n'Bone Man


9.         Don't Take The Money – Bleachers


10.       Sweet Disaster – DREAMERS


11.       Reverend – Kings of Leon


12.       Feels Like Summer – Weezer


13.       In Cold Blood – alt-J


14.       One Of Us – New Politics


15.       Hard Times – Paramore


16.       Something Just Like This – The Chainsmokers & Coldplay


17.       Green Light – Lorde


18.       Doing It For The Money – Foster The People


19.       Hot Thoughts – Spoon


20.       Suit And Jacket – Judah & The Lion


21.       The Violence – Rise Against


22.       Middle Fingers – MISSIO


23.       High Enough – k.flay


24.       Too Much To Think – 311


25.       J-Boy – Phoenix


26.       Lights Out – Royal Blood


27.       Dig Down – Muse*
I’m sure that this is from that album they did about how dangerous drones are.  Adding to that idea is the bizarre opening musical elements, going for electronic bass sounds and wubs that incorporate a few melodic electronic swells.  That being driven by a pounding set of electronic drums.  Adding to that are some strong melodic lines where Matt Bellamy goes for a throat-pushing vocal performance.  All leading to a powerful chorus.  After that are some guitars or some extra sounds in the second verse and chorus.  And while there aren’t a lot of guitars, they are all saved for a shredding solo that goes into crazy licks in the final chorus.  Overall, this is a thought-provoking, hard as heck song from these British prog masters.

28.       Good Morning – Grouplove (Need 10 views to review)
29.       Kill For Candy – Dreamcar (Need 20 views to review)
30.       Down – Marian Hill


31.       Goodbye Angels – Red Hot Chili Peppers


32.       Set On Fire – Magic Giant


33.       Howl – Biffy Clyro


34.       She Said – Sundara Karma


35.       The Night We Met – Lord Huron


36.       A Change Of Heart – The 1975


37.       Help – Papa Roach


38.       Little One – Highly Suspect*


39.       Let You Down – Seether


40.       Home is Such A Lonely Place – Blink-182*
While the rest of their work lately, the stuff they previously showed, is based around their punk roots and classic pop punk sound, this is more of an acoustic performance.  And it’s not bad, but isn’t the classic they want it to be.  While I may have discussed the band before and given them kudos, I have to bring up that their new singer is no Tom DeLonge, but he’s a decent singer in general, and he does add to the sound of the band while fitting in like a glove.  And this ballad is a good showcase of how his sound not just fits in the band overall, but his talents as a singer, but at the same time, it’s a decent but generic ballad about loneliness and the stuff that non-emo fans used to make fun of in the genre, from the emotive vocals to the lyrics.  In general, this has some good instrumentation, but that’s also added by Mark Hoppus and Travis Barker, and it’s a decent song in general.  Not great, not awful, but alright.

And here are the dropouts from last week:

Take It All Back – Judah & The Lion

Nimble Bastard – Incubus


Rhythm & Blues – The Head And The Heart (Need 30 views to review)

And finally, my favorite one to look at due to a combination of my musical interests, nostalgia, and biases: the Mainstream Rock Chart:

1.         Let You Down – Seether


2.         Monster – Starset


3.         Help – Papa Roach


4.         Black Rose – Volbeat


5.         Show Yourself – Mastodon


6.         Nimble Bastard – Incubus


7.         Now That We’re Dead – Metallica


8.         Back From The Dead – Skillet


9.         Song #3 – Stone Sour


10.       Lights Out – Royal Blood


11.       God Damn – Avenged Sevenfold


12.       Madness – All That Remains


13.       The Violence – Rise Against


14.       Aftermath – As Lions


15.       Breathe – Through Fire


16.       Little One – Highly Suspect


17.       Howl – Biffy Clyro


18.       LOUD (F**k It) – Motionless In White (Need 10 views to review)
19.       Anti-Everything – DED


20.       Bullfight – A Day To Remember


21.       Middle Fingers – MISSIO


22.       Alone – I Prevail


23.       Believer – Imagine Dragons


24.       New Land – Avatar


25.       Dark Black Makeup – Radkey (Need 20 views to review)
26.       I Want It All – Hell Or Highwater (Need 30 views to review)
27.       Cheaper To Drink Alone – Black Stone Cherry


28.       Catch Me When I Fall – Stitched Up Heart


29.       Sick Of Me – Beartooth


30.       Oh Lord – In This Moment*
Fun fact: I used to like this band, but their ventures into more industrial, pop-based sounds versus their earlier melodic metalcore roots is causing me to lose faith in them.  However, this song does start with some decent elements from a good drive and beat as well as Maria Brink’s sleazy vocals to the eastern influences in the melody.  And the song does get some drive in the second part of the verse.  But then the chorus hits, and it’s another basic nu metal-inspired chorus with the vocalist being the only source of melody, a plodding beat, and even some generic guitars.  And the song after that starts to lose steam fast, even with the continued aggression.  And, of course, Maria Brink is the best part of the track, with her vocal performance combining sleaze, anger, and frustration while dealing with being corrupted by dark forces leading to easily the most memorable aspect of this track.  I don’t know why, but with the generic guitars, bass, drums, and synths, I will probably forget this track after listening to death metal, power metal, black metal, j-pop, and Europop as well as drinking and watching anime, all not in any particular order.  But I do expect multiple AMVs of this in the future.

31.       Run Rabbit Run – Black Map


32.       Hurricane – Thrice


33.       Feed The Machine – Nickelback


34.       Revolution Radio – Green Day*
Now for a punk onslaught from a band famous for being a melodic take on punk fury.  And their sound is as angry, furious, destructive, and melodic as their earlier stuff, a major shift in quality from the Uno, Dos, and TrĂ© set of disasters.  And while this isn’t as chaotic as “Bang Bang,” it’s still a blast of fury that fits the messed-up nature of modern society and politics (especially if you consider what’s going on in D.C.).  And it has a pretty decent guitar solo as well, plus the great riffs and chord progressions aiming for the throat.  That and the bass and drums are furious as well.  In short, this is a fun, simple, but furious song, and possibly a sign that the band is still filled with energy and creativity.  You can also consider this a gateway song into punk rock in general.

35.       Rivers – Chevelle*
More music from Chevelle?  Sweet.  For this track, this definitely has more of an exotic vibe from the melody of singer Pete Loeffler.  That and the guitar performance having a flamenco vibe to it, but that’s me.  All of that being buildup into a loud, furious chorus that is loaded with rage and fury.  And during this, the bass and drums pick up to match with the increase in distortion in the guitars here.  You also get a great guitar solo (make that two after a simple section of the bridge literally bridging both solos) as well.  And the production really adds to the sound and fury, keeping things on the soft side in the verses while going on full blast in the chorus, making is so that casual listeners end up getting something from the track after being drawn in by the siren wails of the verses.  In general, this is a great tune, and an example of why Chevelle are among the best in post-grunge, specifically the more metallic and progressive side of it.  Definitely recommended.

36.       Can You Hear Me – Shallow Side


37.       Out Of My Hands – Chrysalis


38.       Come Together – Godsmack (Need 50 views to review)
39.       Heavydirtysoul – twenty one pilots


40.       Promise Everything – Basement


And here are the dropouts from last week:

Striking Matches – Cover Your Tracks


Mad Love – Bush


Stones – Manafest


So those were my thoughts on the charts and the new arrivals.  If you feel that I skipped out on certain songs, then feel free in the comments what songs you want me to elaborate on.  I have plans depending on how this is received for what I will review next week as well as what is new next week for the chart(s) I ultimately look at.  If you have different opinions on the songs I reviewed, feel free to tell me in the comments as well.

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